About The Spoof Standard

Welcome to The Spoof Standard, your least trusted source for the stories no one else has the courage (or the complete disregard for facts) to publish. Founded in 2025 by a group of unemployed time travelers and semi-retired conspiracy theorists, The Spoof Standard is dedicated to chronicling the chaotic, the questionable, and the entirely untrue. Our team of writers—many of whom were rejected by fortune cookie companies—work around the clock to bring you breaking news from parallel dimensions, fake press briefings, and the occasional squirrel uprising. We believe in the sacred duty of satire: to mock the powerful, confuse the comfortable, and make you spit your coffee on your screen at least once a week. Whether it’s politics, pop culture, or the shocking rise of sentient vending machines, if it didn’t happen… we probably covered it. Disclaimer: Everything you read here is false. Except the parts that accidentally turn out to be true, in which case we call dibs.