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Nation’s Birds Sue Drones for Airspace Violation and Cultural Appropriation
Nation’s Birds Sue Drones for Airspace Violation and Cultural Appropriation PORTLAND, OR — In a landmark legal filing at the...
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Jun 202 min read
AI Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Paid Time Off and a Therapist
AI Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Paid Time Off and a Therapist SILICON VALLEY, CA — Chaos erupted at major tech firms this week as an...
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Jun 192 min read
Local Man’s Political Opinions Now Legally Considered a Threat to Dinner Parties
MILWAUKEE, WI — In a landmark decision handed down by the Wisconsin Department of Social Stability, the unsolicited political opinions of...
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Jun 182 min read
NASA Confirms Earth Is Actually Just a Group Project Gone Wrong
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a startling announcement during a live press conference this morning, NASA officials revealed that Earth was...
Walter J. Gribble
Jun 171 min read
Billionaire Joins Middle Class for 24 Hours, Immediately Files for Emotional Damages
PALO ALTO, CA — Billionaire tech mogul Chetford "Chet" Goldbrace, founder of app-based yacht rental platform Yotly, volunteered to spend...
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Jun 162 min read
BREAKING: Congress Accidentally Votes to Make Itself Illegal, Immediately Begins Eviction Process
Washington, D.C. — In a stunning late-night session, members of the United States Congress accidentally passed a bill that declares all...
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Jun 151 min read
Giant Rubber Duck Sparks International Tugboat Parade on the Hudson
Giant Rubber Duck on the Hudson Date: June 14, 2025 Byline: By Carla Mendoza, Staff Writer New York City — In a dazzling display of...
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Jun 142 min read
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