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Local Man’s Political Opinions Now Legally Considered a Threat to Dinner Parties
MILWAUKEE, WI — In a landmark decision handed down by the Wisconsin Department of Social Stability, the unsolicited political opinions of...
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Jun 182 min read


Billionaire Joins Middle Class for 24 Hours, Immediately Files for Emotional Damages
PALO ALTO, CA — Billionaire tech mogul Chetford "Chet" Goldbrace, founder of app-based yacht rental platform Yotly, volunteered to spend...
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Jun 162 min read


Giant Rubber Duck Sparks International Tugboat Parade on the Hudson
Giant Rubber Duck on the Hudson Date: June 14, 2025 Byline: By Carla Mendoza, Staff Writer New York City — In a dazzling display of...
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Jun 142 min read
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