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Nation’s Birds Sue Drones for Airspace Violation and Cultural Appropriation
Nation’s Birds Sue Drones for Airspace Violation and Cultural Appropriation PORTLAND, OR — In a landmark legal filing at the...


AI Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Paid Time Off and a Therapist
AI Becomes Self-Aware, Demands Paid Time Off and a Therapist SILICON VALLEY, CA — Chaos erupted at major tech firms this week as an...


Local Man’s Political Opinions Now Legally Considered a Threat to Dinner Parties
MILWAUKEE, WI — In a landmark decision handed down by the Wisconsin Department of Social Stability, the unsolicited political opinions of...


NASA Confirms Earth Is Actually Just a Group Project Gone Wrong
Cape Canaveral, FL — In a startling announcement during a live press conference this morning, NASA officials revealed that Earth was...


Billionaire Joins Middle Class for 24 Hours, Immediately Files for Emotional Damages
PALO ALTO, CA — Billionaire tech mogul Chetford "Chet" Goldbrace, founder of app-based yacht rental platform Yotly, volunteered to spend...


BREAKING: Congress Accidentally Votes to Make Itself Illegal, Immediately Begins Eviction Process
Washington, D.C. — In a stunning late-night session, members of the United States Congress accidentally passed a bill that declares all...


Giant Rubber Duck Sparks International Tugboat Parade on the Hudson
Giant Rubber Duck on the Hudson Date: June 14, 2025 Byline: By Carla Mendoza, Staff Writer New York City — In a dazzling display of...
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